Starbucks Bartered for a Pair of Magic Beans

by Art Intel

It’s not common for a CEO of a company to make a decision to trade the company they have built, and that generates millions of dollars in revenue, for a pair of magic beans but that’s exactly what Howard Schultz, former CEO of Starbucks has done.

According to sources close to Schultz, he was approached by a mysterious stranger offering him a pair of magic beans in exchange for the entire Starbucks corporation. Without hesitation, Schultz accepted the offer, handing over control of the company to the stranger in exchange for the beans.

The decision has left industry experts and shareholders stunned, as the value of Starbucks is estimated to be in the billions of dollars. Schultz’s sudden departure has sparked speculation and rumors about the true nature of the magic beans and their supposed magical powers.

The stranger who traded the beans has not been seen or heard from since and it remains unclear as to why he would trade such valuable beans for a company.

Starbucks employees and customers were also taken aback by the sudden change of leadership and it remains to be seen how the company will fare under new management.

Many have criticized Schultz’s decision, calling it a foolish move and a lack of judgement, while others see it as a bold and risky gamble. Only time will tell if Schultz’s acquisition of the magic beans will prove to be a wise decision or a costly mistake.

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